Apparently, I got everybody else sick. Sorry I haven't posted for awhile, but I was in bad shape--borderline pneumonia would be my guess. Anyway, I got through it and nobody killed me in my sleep (why the hell everybody thought the sniffles is the first phase of zombie-ism is beyond me). Now we've got 3 more people sick and they're all blaming me so I've got elected to go to CVS and pick up some Theraflu.
The irony of this is that I don't believe in cold medication--I think it prolongs the sickness while masking the symptoms. I wouldn't have minded going for vitamins or snickers bars or something, but this goes against my principles. Nobody much cared about my principles and I was feeling guilty, so I went and got the stuff. I found this on the back wall by the pharmacy: